March 29, 2008

Sex With Picnic Table Leads To Felony Charges

That's right folks, it is not a typo. This guy actually had sex with his picnic table FOUR times in one day! Of course he's getting in trouble for the public nudity and ludeness, but now he faces felony charges because a school was in close proximity.

This guy is married and has school-age children, I wonder what his wife thinks, she can't outperform a picnic table.

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