April 10, 2008

Chilifest

So apparently alot of stuff happened at Chilifest and there were bands playing and everything. I missed all of it and all I brought back was a huge headache and these shoes. Maybe next year I'll remember how much fun I had...

1,000 Views and Counting...

I was trying to keep track but I missed it and yesterday we got our thousandth view, woohoo! So excuse us for a second while we relax for a minute, enjoy a beer and celebrate.

Oh The Irony Runs Thick

Yesterday, David Petraeus, Commanding General of the Multi-National Force - Iraq (hell of a job title) sat before Congress to continue answering questions about the war in Iraq. Congressman Robert Wexler (D-FL) asked his constituents to provide him with questions for the general during his time. One of his constituents died in an attack on the Green Zone on Monday and his parents simply wanted to know, For what? For what had they lost their son? Congressman Wexler then followed up his question by asking for a definition of victory.

To his credit, General Petraeus may have given the most forthright and true answer that we've seen out of a government official in a long time. He stated that we were fighting for national interest, including the region's "importance to the global economy." (In my mind, a stunning admission of the true motives behind this war.)

He stated that they were trying to achieve a country that is

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Number of heart attacks Dick Cheney has survived thanks to his goverment-provided healthcare? Nope.

Number of centuries John McSame wants our troops to stay in the pointless, prideful, deadly civil war in Iraq? Nope.

Number of Republican elected officials convicted of criminal acts? Lol, way too low.

Percentage of the American Public who approve of of George W. Bush's presidential performance?

Dingdingdingdingding!!!!! We have a winner. (bottom of page 2)

New low for Presidential Limbo Champion, Dubya the Dumbass. $20 says he can break %20 before his term runs out/he is arrested. Takers?

April 8, 2008

Definition

Clutch: (via Dictionary.com)

1.to seize with or as with the hands or claws; snatch: The bird swooped down and clutched its prey with its claws.
2.to grip or hold tightly or firmly: She clutched the child's hand as they crossed the street.
3.Slang. to spellbind; grip a person's emotions, attention, or interest: Garbo movies really clutch me.
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April 7, 2008

Journalism is Dead.

So after watching Larry King bob his head for 20 minutes during the Jenny McCarthy interview I wondered what real journalists were like and I came upon this awesome resource from the University of Texas. Its a collection of interviews Mike Wallace did in the 1950's that was broadcast live. Here's one of my favorites, an interview with Eldon Edwards, the Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. I love how Mike comes with lots of information and will not let anyone off the hook. And he sucks down 10 cigarettes during the interview, ultimate product placement.

Warning, there is offensive language and I do not share the views of either participant. This is simply an exercise in true journalism.

Autism Panel, How Did Jenny McCarthy Get Here?


At about 3:00 Jenny shows her expertise and the shit hits the fan with the doctors

So maybe I'm a little old fashioned but to me there is a difference between formal training, years of experience and being able to read the internet.  Self-proclaimed autism expert to the stars, Jenny McCarthy somehow got on this panel of autism experts (two clinical researchers and maybe one of the best pediatricians in the world) on Larry King Live.

I'm sorry Jenny but a degree from Google University and a

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"Re-THUG-lican" Redefined

This list is amazing. It shows every official Republican Party member who has been convicted of a crime since 1998, what crime it was, etc. Its a pretty amazing snapshot of the modern G.O.P. Lots of pedophiles, which (sadly) isn't that surprising, but the "Espionage & Terrorist" list is way longer than I expected.

So there you go, your Monday Morning Chuckle.