April 10, 2008


Number of heart attacks Dick Cheney has survived thanks to his goverment-provided healthcare? Nope.

Number of centuries John McSame wants our troops to stay in the pointless, prideful, deadly civil war in Iraq? Nope.

Number of Republican elected officials convicted of criminal acts? Lol, way too low.

Percentage of the American Public who approve of of George W. Bush's presidential performance?

Dingdingdingdingding!!!!! We have a winner. (bottom of page 2)

New low for Presidential Limbo Champion, Dubya the Dumbass. $20 says he can break %20 before his term runs out/he is arrested. Takers?

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